Trump Casino And Strip Club To Offer “Evangelical Discount” As Thank You...

Trump Casino And Strip Club To Offer “Evangelical Discount” As Thank You For Evangelical Support

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ATLANTIC CITY, NJ – In a magnanimous move to thank “the evangelicals” for their “absolutely amazing” support of his run for the presidency, Republican juggernaut multi-billionaire and multiple casino promoting “man of the people” Donald J. Trump has announced that his namesake casinos and any strip clubs operating therein will from this point forward offer a special 25% Evangelical Discount.

“The evangelicals have been absolutely amazing to me,” gushed a confident Trump at a victory rally celebrating his sweep of five states on Tuesday night. “I think we all know that I wouldn’t be winning without the support of the evangelicals, so a special 25% off at places like the Trump Taj Mahal and its Scores strip club seems like the least I can do to show my gratitude and give them a taste of how I got to be the winner that I am today.”

“So thank you, evangelicals.”

“Together we will make America great again!”


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