Carly Fiorina Refuses To Drop Out Of VP Race

Carly Fiorina Refuses To Drop Out Of VP Race

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INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Despite her running mate tapping out after the massive pummeling he received at the hands of Donald Trump in Indiana’s Republican Party Primary on Tuesday, Vice Presidential wannabe Carly Fiorina has no intention of dropping out of the race to be Vice President.

“I’m in it to win it!” announced a defiant Fiorina to a crowd of at least seven potential supporters and Cruz campaign staffers who gathered at an Indy-area Denny’s on Wednesday to mourn and reminisce before beginning the long, painful process of rationalizing how they will probably have to vote for Trump at the end of the day because, you know, he’s not Hillary. “While I hate to see Ted drop out, especially with me not even having a full week in as an official Veep candidate, let me be perfectly clear about one thing: I am not fading quietly into the night and I am as determined as ever to be the Vice President for whoever wins the White House in 2016.”

“And just in case you’re wondering, the answer is yes, I would be happy to be Donald Trump’s running mate,” added Fiorina in an increasingly desperate tone. “Or Hillary’s. Whichever.”

“At the end of the day, is there really that much of a difference?”


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