Smut Magnate Larry Flint Hails Bathroom Decree As “Pure Genius”; Plans To...

Smut Magnate Larry Flint Hails Bathroom Decree As “Pure Genius”; Plans To Join Bill Clinton On Celebratory Tour

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BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Add American smut magnate Larry Flynt to the list of fans of President Obama’s Friday decree designating all public school bathrooms across America as “equal access” zones for sexual deviants and perverts.

Earlier today Flynt described Obama’s open toilet education edict as “pure genius” at a press conference held at one of his flagship porn distribution centers in Hollywood.

“Words cannot convey the sheer giddiness that I’m feeling right now,” gurgled the wheelchair bound Flynt into a microphone while gleefully exuding his Creepiest Perv in America vibe. “The thought that I can finally freely roll into any public school girls’ bathroom any time I like without fear of legal ramifications almost inspires more joy than my seared, black, demonically perverted heart can handle.”

“Thank you, President Obama!”

Flynt plans to join his longtime friend Bill Clinton on the former President’s recently announced nationwide tour of high school girls’ bathrooms in support of Obama’s open toilet education decree.


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