American Evangelicals Pimp Porn With Trump

American Evangelicals Pimp Porn With Trump

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NEW YORK, NY – Evangelical Republican political whore Jerry Falwell, Jr. and his lovely wife Becki took time this afternoon to pose proudly next to Donald Trump and his favorite Playboy magazine while attending a “religious leader summit” in New York City convened to help like-minded religiously Republican political whores better serve the party that now openly despises and mocks pretty much every core tenant of biblical Christianity.

“It was awesome!” exclaimed a jubilant Jerry Jr. shortly after posing with a smile and a thumbs up next to Trump while his wife smiled happily as she stood between The Donald and The Playboy. “Mr. Trump is a winner! He knows what it takes to succeed here in the real world! He’s exactly what America needs to be great again!”

“And I have to say that it was extra awesome and quite an honor to have my very own wife pose between Mr. Trump and his favorite Playboy that way!”

“Wow! I am so blessed!”

Becki Falwell joined her husband in heaping praise upon the unrepentent, biblically illiterate, routinely wife upgrading, proud serial adulterer that they believe God has sent to make America great again.

“It was just such an honor to be there with that incredibly wise and successful man and pose next to his favorite soft porn magazine that way!”

“How many good Republican Christian women ever receive such an honor, am I right?”

“I mean, wow! I am so blessed!”

“If it wasn’t for him, evangelicals like us would never have come to appreciate and celebrate the beauty and power of porn,” added Jerry Jr. while posing for a selfie in front of the Playboy. “This is exactly the kind of visionary, culture engaging leadership that we as very well-funded Christian leaders have been praying for.”

“Thank God for Donald Trump!”


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