ATLANTA, GA – In an effort to halt the further spread of brain eating amoebas that have recently emerged as a serious threat to American lives, top researchers and experts from the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) have crafted a grand plan to contain any further spread of the threat by completely surrounding the amoebas in question with “giant, encircling walls of Clinton and Trump supporters”.
“We are completely confident that this solution is, in fact, fool-proof,” explained the CDC’s Dr. Frederick Feelgood in a press release explaining the strategy. “Though it is also quite obviously fool-dependent.”
“Fortunately, we have more than enough of them to go around…completely around all recorded encounters with brain eating amoebas ion America, that is.”
“Who knew Trump and Clinton supporters could be so useful?”
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