NEW YORK, NY – Hillary Clinton celebrated her recent pneumonia diagnosis by hugging a small, innocent child, shamelessly using the unsuspecting little one as a campaign prop while unnecessarily exposing her to pneumonia, worldwide media reluctantly reported over the weekend.
“We, um, I guess have to sort of acknowledge that, in light of the Clinton campaign’s recent announcement that Mrs. Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia on Friday, yesterday’s carefully choreographed use of a small child as a prop to hug on might not have been the most thoughtful approach to take,” mused a clearly tortured MSNBC guest host during the network’s regularly scheduled 24/7 promotion of Hillary for President. “Unless, of course, all you’re thinking of is your own political ambition or you hadn’t even come up with the ‘Friday pneumonia diagnosis’ angle back when you were hugging on the child and talking about how ‘great’ you feel.”
“But only a conspiracy theorist would believe that, of course.”
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