ATLANTA, GA – CNN has gone into what most rational, adult observers are calling “full blown snowflake mode” in the wake of a recently released joke video featuring Donald Trump pummeling a CNN logo at a wrestling event.
“We simply cannot believe that the President of the United States would endorse such violent imagery,” cried Dr. Georgianna Orwell, CNN’s Minister of Hypocrisy and Propaganda. “Has he no shame?”
“This sort of violence-inciting material should be rejected by all rational people everywhere,” added Orwell in-between emotional sobs while polishing a life size replica of Kathy Griffin holding up the bloody severed head of President Trump.
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