NEW YORK, NEW YORK – Sources close to both of President Trump’s ex-wives confirm that the women are “a bit surprised” and “maybe even a tiny little bit suspicious” concerning Mr. Trump’s recent obsession with the concept of respect.
“C’mon now! Just think for a second! The guy has flagrantly traded up wives not once, but twice!” explained one of several friends close with the former Mrs. Trumps. “And now he’s lecturing the country on respect?”
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