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Americans Hoping Government Will Free Them In Time To Celebrate Independence Day

Scott Alan Buss - April 16, 2020

New Government Model Claims Coronavirus Could Kill “Somewhere Between Nobody and Everyone” Over Next Six Months

Scott Alan Buss - April 15, 2020

GUN VIOLENCE

Gun Still Just Sitting There Not Killing Anybody

Scott Alan Buss - July 14, 2016

Democrats Mourn Vegas Gunman’s Use Of Already Illegal Weapon

Scott Alan Buss - October 2, 2017

Governments Still Refuse To Give Up Their Guns

Scott Alan Buss - February 21, 2018

UK Bans Sporks; Announces Crackdown On “Dangerous, Unlicensed Plasticware”

Scott Alan Buss - April 9, 2018

ECONOMICS

Parker Brothers Sues US Treasury For Devaluing Concept of Money

Scott Alan Buss - March 11, 2016

Target Launches “TransJenner” Fashion Line For Men Pretending To Be Women

Scott Alan Buss - March 11, 2016

Christian T-Shirt Maker Forced To Retire After Running Out Of Secular Logos To Rip Off

Scott Alan Buss - March 25, 2016

Creflo Dollar Residence Wins Bid To Host Olympics

Scott Alan Buss - March 29, 2016

TD Jakes Launches Clothing Store Chain For Big And Tall Heretics

Scott Alan Buss - April 5, 2016

MEDIA & ENTERTAINMENT

Captain America “Pretty Sure” Disney Is A Hydra Operation

Scott Alan Buss - March 28, 2016

Captain America Plans Daring Mission To Save Batman And Superman From DC Universe

Scott Alan Buss - May 31, 2016

SCIENCE

Evolutionist “Absolutely Certain” That Fossil Is “Somewhere Between 350 And 3.5 Billion Years Old”

Scott Alan Buss - January 4, 2017

Bill Nye Transitions From “Science Guy” To “Science-Hating LGBTQ Zealot”

Scott Alan Buss - May 8, 2017

Eclipse Revealed To Be Elaborate Starfleet Hoax

Scott Alan Buss - August 22, 2017

New Government Model Claims Coronavirus Could Kill “Somewhere Between Nobody and Everyone” Over Next Six Months

Scott Alan Buss - April 15, 2020

BUSINESS

Target Launches “TransJenner” Fashion Line For Men Pretending To Be Women

Scott Alan Buss - March 11, 2016

Man Self-Identifying As Napoleon Immediately Put In Charge Of French Army

Scott Alan Buss - May 19, 2016

Christian Mingle Forced To Find Dates For Bruce Jenner

Scott Alan Buss - July 6, 2016

First Transgender Baptist Preacher Credits “Giant Truckload Of Acid” With Helping Him To See The Light

Scott Alan Buss - April 19, 2016

Boy Scouts Rebrand As “Trans Scouts”; Hire RuPaul As New Mascot

Scott Alan Buss - May 2, 2018

HEALTH & WELLNESS

American Culture Diagnosed With Stage 4 Testicular Cancer

Scott Alan Buss - February 13, 2018

Christian T-Shirt Maker Forced To Retire After Running Out Of Secular Logos To Rip Off

Scott Alan Buss - March 25, 2016

Paula White Launches New Makeup Line For Pretend Pastors

Scott Alan Buss - June 14, 2016

Seahawks Color Rush Uniforms A Huge Hit With LGBTQ Commity And Skittles Fans

Scott Alan Buss - December 19, 2016

Target Launches “TransJenner” Fashion Line For Men Pretending To Be Women

Scott Alan Buss - March 11, 2016

TRAVEL

Hindenburg Survivors Still Not Convinced Flying Is Safest Way To Travel

Scott Alan Buss - March 29, 2016

Seattle Replaces Jefferson Davis Statue With Yet Another Statue Of Lenin

Scott Alan Buss - September 1, 2017

EA’s “Battlefield V” Banking On Disabled SJW Feminist/Lesbian WW2 Gamer Market

Scott Alan Buss - August 21, 2018

RELIGION & CULTURE

Actual Antichrist Annoyed By Constant Pope Comparisons

Scott Alan Buss - August 6, 2018

SPORTS

Floyd Mayweather Self-Identifies As A Woman Just Long Enough To Win Every Women’s Boxing Title

Scott Alan Buss - April 8, 2016

CULTS

Benny Hinn Raises X-Wing From Dagobah Swamp During TBN Telethon

Scott Alan Buss - April 4, 2016

OBITUARIES

Castro Flees Cuba For Hell

Scott Alan Buss - November 26, 2016

New Government Model Claims Coronavirus Could Kill “Somewhere Between Nobody and Everyone” Over Next Six Months

Scott Alan Buss - April 15, 2020

GUN VIOLENCE

Governments Still Refuse To Give Up Their Guns

Scott Alan Buss - February 21, 2018

ECONOMICS

Parker Brothers Sues US Treasury For Devaluing Concept of Money

Scott Alan Buss - March 11, 2016

AMERICAN CULTURE

Adolescence Officially Extended To Cover Entire Adult Life

Scott Alan Buss - March 11, 2016