Babylon Bee Formally Rebrands as Babylon Bibi

JUPITER, FL - After years of bending over, kneeling on command, and relentlessly pandering to the warmongering, genocidal, racially obsessed Israeli empire, former Christian website The Babylon Bee has officially rebranded itself in honor of its adored master, Prime Minister Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu.

“We couldn’t be more proud of the way he’s led subhuman races across the globe toward a more porn, pedophile, and genocide-friendly world eager to do the bidding of the master race," explained new Babylon Bibi CEO Judas Goldstein, who ascended to public leadership of the company in conjunction with its cute new branding campaign featuring an adorable little BiBi bug spouting silly one-liners and Israeli propaganda.

"And for those of you who are unfamiliar with the Talmud and the guiding ethos of Israel, the master race is us," he added with an impish grin. "We are the masters and everyone else is our cattle."

"Isn't that hysterical!"

But some former fans of the Bee warn that transitioning from a slightly more covert pro-Israel propaganda site to the new Bibi model poses serious risks, especially considering the brand's origin as pro-Christian and anti-genocide.

"At some point, even the most biblically illiterate brainwashed boomer-con might start to notice the crazy amount of explicitly unbiblical pro-Israel spin," warned John Smith, a Gen Z eighth-generation American who is shocked at how the modern nation of Israel bares pretty much every negative mark attributed to Nazi Germany yet is still entitled to a cut of the check he earns by working at McDonald's. " I mean, if they want to start a million wars and wipe out or enslave entire races of people, I guess that's their call."

"But why do I have to fund it?"