Benny Hinn Uses Suitcoat to Decapitate Man

MIAMI, FL – Benny Hinn, arguably the greatest living caricature of a televangelist, recently decapitated a man at one of his ministry’s events using nothing more than a swiftly swung suitcoat, according to numerous reports from stunned and impressed fans who were in attendance.

“It was incredible,” said longtime Hinn enabler Mable Brown, who came to the event from her home in Orlando so that she could hand over her Social Security check and cat food coupons personally, rather than just mailing them in as usual. “He just whipped his coat around and – whoosh! – off went this guy’s head with one clean swipe! Talk about slaying in the spirit!”