Actual Antichrist Annoyed by Constant Pope Comparisons

End Times Staff

8/6/20181 min read

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Actual Anti-Christ Damien Thornstein is growing frustrated with frequent associations made between his office as Actual Anti-Christ and that of current Pope Francis, according to a recent report released by Thornstein’s production company in Hollywood.

“The more this guy runs at his mouth, the more people think he’s me,” explained a clearly exasperated Damien in a press release aimed at correcting growing misconceptions that Pope Francis is in fact The Actual Anti-Christ as opposed to just one of many anti-Christs predicted in the Bible. “One day he’s encouraging homosexuality and gay marriage, the next he’s dismissing the existence of hell and promoting all kinds of leftist political agendas, so I can understand why people are getting confused.”

“I’m really gonna have to up my game to keep up with this guy.”