“Qatar Money” Craze Inspires The End Times to Come Out of Hibernation

After years lying dormant, The End Times satire site has relaunched in an effort to “get its fair share” of the mountain of money that Qatar is supposedly throwing around in support of hardcore Christian media voices.

Many system-approved "experts" and media outlets are reporting that top tier alt media leaders like Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens have a steady flow of cash and bullion being airlifted directly to their homes by the government of Qatar, a tiny nation on the Arabian Peninsula. These reports have left lesser Christian-right media types wondering what they have to do to get on Qatar's funding list.

“Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens are awesome! I’m thrilled and thankful to see them take off the way they have,” explained the managing editor of The End Times in the article you are reading right now. “But Qatar should seriously consider diversifying if they really want to win the culture war. What Team Qatar needs now, in my humble and totally biased opinion, is a legit satire site.”

While The End Times' staff-of-one is totally in favor to being lavished with Qatar funding to help quickly establish the “apocalyptic satire” site as a cultural force, he is also open to more humble contributions.

“We have a subscription option for five bucks a month,” he noted. “So Qatar could start there to test things out before shoveling millions through the donation link.”