Trump Crushes Hard On French First Tranny

WASHINGTON DC, EPSTEINIA - In a heartwarming detour from relentless warmongering and attacking America First activists on social media, President Trump carved out a moment to profess his adoration for the stunning beauty of French First Tranny Brigitte Macron, the husband of current French President Emmanuel Macron.

"I mean, he's one of the most beautiful women anyone has ever seen, that's for sure," Trump gushed through his Orwellian Truth account while watching a livestream of Israel expanding its genocidal operations into Lebanon using soldiers that Israel would never send to Iran. "Emmanuel Macron is a very, very, very lucky man. If I wasn't an even luckier man, I might even be a little jealous, to be honest."

"Brigitte is a real classy lady. The total package, if you know what I mean." Trump elaborated while addressing the White House press corps. "No other woman has ever had a package quite like that, I can tell you. But I shouldn't say too much, or I might get clocked like President Macron did a little while ago. He had a black eye and everything, so, you know, I want to be careful what I say about that amazingly beautiful woman."

When asked whether he knew that Brigitte was a man that had raped the other Mr. Macron when Emmanuel was in his mid-teens and that sex with children of that age is illegal, even in France, President Trump seemed unphased.

"Why are we talking about Epstein again?"