White Castle Besieged by Confused Al Sharpton

CHICAGO, IL – In what bored race-baiting experts are describing as the most important fast-food related event since the advent of fast food, Al Sharpton has launched a series of demonstrations aimed at confronting the “inherent evil and injustice” of White Castle restaurants.

“I can’t believe it took us so long to get around to this one,” explained one Sharpton confidant. “I mean, White Castle?! Seriously?!”

“In the name of all that is good, tolerant, and progressive in America, this will not stand!”