Trump Proclaims America To Be Hot Like Brigitte Macron

WASHINGTON DC - To the shock, horror, and laughter of PR managers and marketing professionals everywhere, President Trump recently expanded on his public claim that French First LadyDude Brigitte Macron is "way hot" by weaving it into his constant "America is hotter than ever" theme.

"As we all know, America is the hottest country in the world," Trump said to a small crowd of elderly Fox News fans, who applauded and cheered as best they could. "No country is hotter! Not even close!"

"We're not just hot," the President continued as his adoring fans tried to pump their fists in agreement with the lie that they desperately wanted to be true. "No, we're not just hot. We're Brigitte Macron hot!"

A sudden silence came over the group as they adjusted hearing aids and looked more confused than normal.

"Brigitte Macron?" one sweet old lady muttered in the silence. "Isn't that the transvestite that raped Emanuel Macron when he was fourteen or fifteen?"

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