Failed Peace Prize Applicant Decides To Just Be The Anti-Christ Instead
End Times Staff
4/13/2026


WASHINGTON DC - After chasing the Nobel Peace Prize for years, President Trump has apparently decided to shift gears and just be the Anti-Christ instead.
"The Pope is a really stupid person. Low IQ. One of the lowest IQ people I've ever seen, to be honest," Trump explained in a recent Orwellian Truth social media post. "I've never seen such low IQ people as these stupid, UN-AMERICAN Christians who oppose the war and think that murdering children and sacrificing our soldiers for the Greater Israel Project is a bad idea."
"True MAGA people are high IQ people like Ben Shapiro, Lindsey Graham, Mark Levin, and my amazing son-in-law, Jared Kushner, who recently led my daughter to convert from Christianity to Judaism. Now THAT is a high IQ move!"
"Praise be to Allah!"
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