Baphomet Explains Appearance In Trump Post

TEL AVIV - One of the biggest mysteries of President Trump's recent online portrayal of himself as Jesus was the inclusion of what appears to be a light-bearing demon featured prominently hovering above the MAGA messiah. Just as speculation ramped up concerning the identity of the demon in question, Baphomet held a brief news conference in Tel Aviv to clear things up.

"Oh yeah, that was me," the androgynous demon-god explained calmly. "Once you know what to look for, it's obvious, but since the average goyim has no idea what to look for, I thought a public statement might help."

When asked why it was included in the now infamous and subsequently deleted post by President Trump, the demon tilted its head, stared at the AP reporter who asked the question, and seemed to be genuinely stunned for a moment before responding.

"Are you kidding? Is that some kind of joke?"

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