Bibi Forgets That Hebrew Can Be Translated To English

TEL AVIV, ISRAEL - Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who routinely chooses to communicate the most damning details of Israeli policy in Hebrew rather than English, was shocked to learn that Hebrew can be translated into other languages.

While regularly speaking in English when soliciting financial support for Israel's growing genocide against its neighbors, Netanyahu operated under the assumption that vile admissions made exclusively in Hebrew would effectively be kept secret from the stupid goyim that he was either about to murder directly or fleece for cash to fund murder and destruction on a massive scale.

"It's like these people think that by speaking in Hebrew they're using some kind of unbreakable code lingo or something," explained Bob Jones, a grocery store clerk in Indiana who recently read English translations of Netanyahu's pronouncements at one of many online resources dedicated to sharing the publicly stated plans of Israeli leaders.

"For people who think they're smarter than everyone else, they sure are stupid."

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