UK Bans Sporks; Announces Crackdown On “Dangerous, Unlicensed Plasticware”

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LONDON, ENGLAND - Citing inability of the average public school educated citizen to properly handle pointy plastic tableware, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced that...
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