MAGA Jesus Declares War On Jesus; Israel Approves

WASHINGTON DC - Not content to merely attack the Pope directly, President Trump decided to go full Anti-Christ mode by using his Truth social media platform to publish a meme of himself in the role of Jesus healing a sick man who bares a striking resemblance to Jeffrey Epstein. Despite instant intense backlash from sane people across the globe, Israel stood by their man.

"Now that's a Jesus I can really get behind!" said Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in a posted response to Trump's Truth. "It takes a truly great man to do what he's done!"

"Maybe our messiah has finally arrived!"

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