Melania Trump Goes Full Anti-MAGA; Calls For Congress To Act On "Democrat Hoax" Epstein Scandal

WASHINGTON DC - In a stunning act of either bravery or something else, First Lady Melania Trump made a public address distancing herself from the all-consuming Epstein scandal, which her husband, the President, describes as a "fake" story "made up" by Democrats, belief in which automatically disqualifies someone from being a part of the MAGA movement.

While Mrs. Trump did not clarify whether she was either registering as a Democrat or formally repudiating the MAGA movement, she did explain that she was not a friend of Epstein's or his partner-in-fake-crime Gislaine Maxwell.

"It is unreasonable to assume that just because I attended numerous parties with Epstein and Maxwell, and there are mountains of pictures of me acting like a friend of theirs, as well as very friendly seeming emails between me and Maxwell, I am not and have never been friends with either of these people," Mrs. Trump explained. "And it would be very unethical for anyone to suggest otherwise."

Curiously, the First Lady made absolutely zero defense of her husband during her entire address.

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