NASHVILLE, TN – Al Gore Mansion Acquisitions, Inc. has announced the purchase of another 12,000-ish square foot mansion by former Vice President Al Gore as a gift to himself in celebration of Earth Day.
The newest addition to the globe-spanning Gore mansion collection is a 12,254 square foot gem nestled in the hills of the Ozarks, strategically located between Gore-owned mansions in Tennessee, Colorado, Texas, Illinois, and Louisiana.
“Each Earth Day we try to purchase at least one mansion of at least 10,000 square feet in size to add to Vice President Gore’s personal collection of ginormous, insanely luxurious living quarters scattered all across the globe,” said Gore spokesperson Andrea Kennedy via conference call from Gore’s private jet. “A globe that, it should be noted, is suffering mightily under the strain caused by the overconsumption of resources by middle and lower class Americans.”
“While the Vice President may never actually even personally visit the home purchased today, it is a great comfort for him to know that it’s available should he ever have need to make an emergency layover between visits to other nearby Gore-owned mansions.”
“Happy Earth Day!”
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