WASHINGTON, DC – Hillary Clinton and her top aide, Huma Abedin, are collaborating on a book to help women identify, marry, and enable sexual predators who offer “the greatest prospects for personal political gain”.
The book, tentatively titled From Bubba The Rapist To Carlos Danger: How To Choose The Sexual Predator That Will Help You Most, will feature numerous tips and tricks for identifying, marrying, and then enduring being married to self-absorbed, woman-abusing, morality-trampling letches for the sake of personal political advancement.
“We all know how important it is to choose the right husband,” reads a leaked portion of From Bubba To Carlos Danger. “We also know that all men are evil and that the institution of marriage is designed to punish women and empower evil men, so it’s vital that progressive, career-minded women choose their husbands for maximum value where career advancement is concerned, understanding that the most Progressive-minded men are also likely to be the most deviant, woman-hating, self-absorbed sexual predators on the planet.”
“The stakes have never been higher for women in America. Choosing the right perverted sexual deviant to marry and enable has never been more important.”
“In From Carlos To Bubba, women will find a helpful guide to spotting, securing, enabling and enduring the perfect pervert for maximum personal and political gain.”
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