WASHINGTON DC – White House advisors have conceded that President Obama’s recent fundraising tour of Planned Parenthood clinics, which have each featured him doing exotic, suggestive dances with clinic staff, might not have been the best idea.
“The optics are all bad,” lamented a senior White House advisor who spoke with The End Times on condition of anonymity. “It just doesn’t look good to be dancing in a building where, even as you tango, innocent children are being systematically murdered, dismembered, and parted out for cash so that Planned Parenthood staff members – like the one you’re cuddling on the dance floor- can pursue their dream of owning a Lamborghini.”
President Obama is reportedly unfazed by the criticisms.
“While we understand that some narrow-minded, knuckle-dragging Neanderthals on the radical political right will find any nitpicky little thing to critique and obsess over where the President and Planned Parenthood are concerned,” noted White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest, “the fact is that both doing the tango and murdering innocent children are fully protected legal activities here in America.”
“So what better way to demonstrate our commitment to freedom and liberty than by doing both at the same time?”
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