WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking move that has reportedly caused Hillary Clinton’s head to explode, President Trump self-identified as a woman earlier today just long enough to formally become the first woman President, after which he immediately reverted to identifying as a man.
The roughly twelve seconds of self-identified womanhood has been described by Trump as “a truly amazing experience” during which he was “an absolutely beautiful President”, according to White House staffers who spoke on condition of anonymity.
Within minutes of the President’s brief self-identification as a woman, Gloria Allred offered to represent Trump’s feminine side in any legal action that it might consider against his masculine side.
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