HOLLYWOOD, CA – In a stirring show of solidarity against “pig-like men” who seem to be everywhere these days, production was briefly halted on the third filmed installment of the wildly popular porn series Fifty Shades of Grey so that actresses involved in filming of the masochistic pornography could take a moment to voice their disgust with men who treat women poorly.
“I’m so glad that we got to take an hour off between filming acts of bondage-themed depravity so that we could encourage women to be strong and not accept the sick sexism of men in American culture,” explained one actress without the slightest sense of irony or awareness of the world around her in general. “It’s simply intolerable that men these days often view women as little more than sex objects to abuse as they see fit in pursuit of their sick, selfish desires.”
Fifty Shades Freed, already a runaway smash hit and #1 New York Times bestselling book, is expected to continue the series’ incredible streak of film success by selling millions and millions of tickets and DVDs primarily to the same women who are now “shocked” and “outraged” by the behavior of men like Harvey Weinstein (but not so much Bill Clinton, for some reason).
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