BILOXI, MS – Legendary African American white supremacist Clayton Bigsby is touting a recently performed DNA test as proof that he is actually white.
Inspired by Elizabeth Warren’s use of similar genetic testing to legitimize her claim to Native American ancestry, Bigsby can now show definitively that he is of at least 0.1% European descent, a figure similar to the DNA test results that confirm Mrs. Warren as being at least 0.1% (1/1,024) Native American.
“These here DNA test results prove beyond any doubt that I’m at least as white as Pocahontas is Indian,” explained Bigsby. “I hope that this incontrovertible scientific evidence will finally put to rest the ludicrous claims of my many detractors.”
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