Michael Moore Launches New Twinkie-Themed Gender

Michael Moore Launches New Twinkie-Themed Gender

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TORCH LAKE, MI – Michael Moore, the legendary director of numerous left-wing propaganda documentaries, has decided to do his part to support the LGBTQ+ movement by launching his very own Twinkie-themed gender.

“Michael just thought it was time to help the cause in a more tangible, snack cake centered way,” explained Moore’s agent in a brief statement released earlier today. “Michael just wants to let the world know that people who self-identify as snack cakes of any kind need not cower in the shadows anymore. Whether you identify as a cup cake, snowball, doughnut, or Twinkie, the time has come to let your true identity shine!”


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