WASHIINGTON, DC – Plans to replace the portrait of former slave-owning U.S. President Andrew Jackson on the $20 Federal Reserve Note with a portrait of legendary black activist Harriet Tubman have been aborted, according to an announcement from the Department of the Treasury. The portrait to be used on the new $20 bill will instead be that of famed racial genocide proponent and Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.
The aborted birth of the Tubman Twenty was immediately heralded by Planned Parenthood officials as “picture perfect symbolism” in ramping up to the release of the new Sanger-adorned currency.
“What better way to introduce the new Margaret Sanger $20 than by way of an aborted minority-featuring $20?” noted one Planned Parenthood worker as tears of joy streamed down her demonically contorted face. “It’s nice to see the black-targeting racial purification efforts of a true American Progressive hero like Margaret Sanger honored this way.”
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