NEW YORK, NY – Al Gore, the legendary failed environmental prognosticator and gluttonous, obese owner of multiple energy-swilling mansions, is reportedly “giddy and overjoyed” at the arrival of hurricanes Harvey and Irma, according to several sources close to the former Vice President.
“We’ve been waiting an awful long time for some decent hurricanes,” explained one Gore confidant on condition of anonymity. “With so many of the environmental predictions made by Al having been proven laughably inaccurate over the years, it’s nice to finally see some decent hurricanes showing up again to help scare people into thinking that global warming is coming to get them.”
“With any luck, we’ll have at least one more killer storm this season.”
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