A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY – Obi-Wan Kenobi, renowned Jedi Knight and generally super nice guy, accidentally came out as a Sith Lord during a heated conversation with Darth Vader on the planet Mustafar.
The admission came as Kenobi addressed a truth claim made by Vader by noting that “Only a Sith deals in absolutes,” to which Vader responded, “Aha! Gotcha” just before igniting his light saber and beginning the most epic duel in recorded Jedi/Sith history.
“That’s a self defeating statement, you moron,” Vader explained to the still confused looking Kenobi as the two converged amidst a sea of swirling energy blades. “When you say ‘Only a Sith deals in absolutes’, you are making an absolute statement. Are you even listening to yourself?”
“Basically, you just announced that you’re either a Sith or a moron.”
“Or possibly both.”
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