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Devil Resents Constant Comparisons To Hillary


WASHINGTON, DC – In response to Donald Trump’s recent labeling of Hillary Clinton as “The Devil”, The Devil has released a statement expressing his “extreme disappointment and disgust” with any suggestion that he and Hillary Clinton are operating on the same level of degeneracy.

“I understand that politics can bring out the worst in people and that sometimes candidates say things in the heat of the moment without first thinking them through,” explained Lucifer in an open letter to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton published in The Washington Post. “But there are some lines that simply cannot be crossed. There are some standards that we cannot allow to be breached without correction.”

“Comparing me to Hillary Clinton is one of those lines.”

“That was just low,” added Satan.

“Way too low.”

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