LAS VEGAS, NV – Former President and serial sexual predator Bill Clinton has joined with former television superstar and serial sexual predator Bill Cosby to co-author a new book on how to “respect and/or rape women”.
The new book, tentatively titled How To Respect And/Or Rape Women, is currently in the final editing stages and has been slated for a Valentine’s Day 2017 release, according to highly placed sources with knowledge of the project.
“Few men in human history have been able to achieve and maintain the levels of predatory success that Bills Clinton and Cosby have enjoyed through the years,” proclaims text from the inside liner of the new book’s cover. “The kind of unprecedented long term success achieved by these two legendary woman abusers naturally intrigues people; especially those who’d like to follow in their footsteps.”
Preorders for How To Respect And/Or Rape Women have set records at Amazon.com, with over two thirds of orders having come from within Washington DC and state capitals around the nation.
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