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Red-Headed Stepchildren Form Union; Demand Reparations


RED LODGE, MT – After many long years of thoughtless, cruel abuse, red headed stepchildren of the world – or at least in America, anyway –  have had enough. They’re forming a union.

The American Network for Ginger Reparations and Equality Enforcement (ANGREE) announced its formation via press release this morning from a remote headquarters near Red Lodge, Montana. The group promises to pursue a variety of goals, including “reparations for many decades of beatings, rhetorical and otherwise”.

Interim ANGREE President Chucky The Doll could not immediately be reached for further comment.

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