PARIS, FRANCE – In the wake of President Trump’s decision exit the Paris Climate Accord, millions of Leftist, Gaia-worshipping nutcases the world over are spewing enough rage and carbon dioxide to potentially melt the polar ice caps and destroy the ozone layer altogether.
“I just can’t believe that this arrogant, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic Nazi is President,” chanted millions of distraught Liberals in unison, sending birds flying for more politically conservative regions to escape the sudden, climate-altering rise in temperature accompanying the mass Leftist rant. “Now all of those Al Gore predictions will finally come true! You’ll see! Just wait! The world altering rising tides that were supposed to be here years ago according to our ‘scientific experts’ will actually start to happen now that Trump has done this!”
“…and wait…and wait…and wait…”
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