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Target Launches “TransJenner” Fashion Line For Men Pretending To Be Women


MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Target Stores, Inc. today announced the launch of its new “TransJenner” clothing line aimed at men pretending to be women.

“I’m very proud and happy to be involved in this important new fashion line,” said brand spokesperson Bruce Jenner in a deep, gravelly voice while holding up a sample dress with his noticeably large, manly hands. “It’s a great honor to be the face of this exciting new brand and work with Target stores to promote the cause of men pretending to be women.”

During the TransJenner promotional press conference, Jenner refused to confirm persistent reports that Target would be following up with a make-up line in the near future.

“I can’t get into details right now,” Jenner teased, “but let’s just say that the TransJenner line of clothing for men pretending to be women is just the beginning. Nothing’s out of bounds or off the table here. We want to make men as comfortable as possible in pretending to be women or whatever else they want to pretend to be. After all, isn’t that what freedom and liberty are all about?”

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