WASHINGTON, DC – Within hours of the largest mass shooting in American history, Democrat leaders were publicly mourning the fact that, according to early reports, the gunman responsible apparently used an already illegal firearm.
“You’ve got to be kidding me! This guy used an illegal gun to do this stuff! No way!” exclaimed one high level Democrat staffer when informed of the killer’s likely use of a fully automatic, and therefore already illegal, firearm in the commission of the mass shooting in Las Vegas that killed at least 58 and injured hundreds more. “This makes the whole tragedy at least ten times as tragic from my perspective. We really could have done something with this.”
Hillary Clinton was so distraught and desperate to capitalize on the mass murder that she took to Twitter to talk about ‘what if’ scenarios involving NRA-advocated items that the killer did not actually use.
“I just can’t believe it,” sobbed one high level Democrat attending an impromptu sit-in for gun control at the U.S. Capitol. “The horror of this tragedy is just impossible to put into words.”
“I mean, why did this guy have to use a gun that was already illegal? Does he have any idea how much he could’ve helped our cause by just using the right kind of weapon? Does he have no shame?”
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